where wanderlust leads ... - Mohammed is home safe

Tyler J. Wagner (ابو پاسكال)
Date: 2004-10-03 20:45
Subject: Mohammed is home safe
Security: Public
Tags:death, iraq, kidnapping, mohammed
Mohammed returned tonight, about 5 hours after we first got word of his capture.  He showed up at the office, dirty, tired and scratched up, but otherwise fine.  Everyone kissed his cheeks and said al ham du lilah salama, and then we sat down in the reception area for him to tell the tale ...

They took him in a separate car to a rural area and held him in a barn.  There the men said they were "mujahadeen, and we need money".  They told him he was a traitor for working with Americans, and they would torture him.  They asked him all kinds of questions, but he lied about the important details – company name, location, salary, everything that could be traced back to us.  Then they injected him with something which they apparently thought would make him sleep.

Mohammed pretended to sleep after a few minutes, and they moved him to a vehicle.  A voice said "I'm sorry my friend, but we're taking you somewhere else now".  They tied his hands with a head scarf and blindfolded him, and the car moved off.  After a few minutes, Mohammed worked his hands free and removed the blindfold.  He realized he was in the back seat of the car, with only the driver up front.  He jumped up and hit the driver in the back of the head, driving his face into the steering wheel.  Then he reached forward, took the Kalishnikov beside him, and hit the man in the back of the head with the butt of the rifle.  He beat him to death - until his head split, until his skull was crushed.  Then he dove from the car.

This is where Mohammed got the scratches, it seems.  Rolling in the road.  He flagged down a passing trucker, who helped him to a police checkpoint.  The police put him in a taxi back to Baghdad.

Mohammed is luckier than many, and braver than most.  He was lucky his captors were rank amateurs.  He was lucky he escaped before he could be transferred into the hands of more capable insurgents.  He was brave enough to make his move when he saw it, and willing to do what he had to do to ensure his escape.

I don't know if I have it in me to do what he did.  But I know I don't feel one bit sorry for the son of a bitch he killed.  And I don't think we'll need to worry about anyone come looking for fassel.

I'm shaking, just telling the story.  This isn't some adolescent fantasy about revenge or righteous comeuppance.  This really happened, to someone I know.  To someone I am responsible for.  To someone I truly care about, and like, and drink beer with (he's not a good Muslim).

The waiting is over.
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User: [info]morlockx
Date: 2004-10-03 10:52 (UTC)
Subject: (no subject)
Im glad he is well. Please send my well wishes. (if it matters)

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Aaron: Eyes
User: [info]amftx
Date: 2004-10-03 10:54 (UTC)
Subject: (no subject)
Keyword:Eyes
I'm a little flustered just hearing about the whole ordeal, but glad to hear it seems to have had a good ending. Your boy is smart. Brass balls I tell ya. Good on 'em.
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shoop
User: [info]mcfnord
Date: 2004-10-03 11:03 (UTC)
Subject: (no subject)
You are fortunate to have this man on your staff.
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Insomnia
User: [info]insomnia
Date: 2004-10-03 11:12 (UTC)
Subject: (no subject)
Fucking scary. He is quite a survivor.

That said, he is damn lucky. Nine out of ten times, he'd be captured and your company would have to make one of the toughest decisions a company can make.

...which has got to make you say, "How can we work in this situation? How much longer will we be able to do so?"

I hear that there are at least 40 other Iraqis in that position right now as we speak, and that they're threatening to kill all of them in the near future.

Thomas Friedman of the New York Times was extremely influential in banging the drum for the war, but has a particularly frightening view of where Iraq is going now.

"We're in trouble in Iraq. I don't know what is salvageable there anymore . . . here is the cold, hard truth: This war has been hugely mismanaged by this administration, in the face of clear advice to the contrary at every stage, and as a result the range of decent outcomes in Iraq has been narrowed and the tools we have to bring even those about are more limited than ever . . . We have to immediately get the . . . politics out of this policy and start honestly reassessing what is the maximum we can still achieve . . . If we do not, we'll end up not only with a fractured Iraq, but with a fractured America, at war with itself and isolated from the world."

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User: [info]knowyermonkey
Date: 2004-10-03 11:36 (UTC)
Subject: (no subject)
holy crap
well..i'm glad he's safe
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hallandoatbran
User: [info]hallandoatbran
Date: 2004-10-03 11:37 (UTC)
Subject: (no subject)
I too am glad that he is safe and sound. I wish that I could think that fast in a stressful situation. Much happiness to him and his family.
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User: [info]tlma0204114
Date: 2004-10-03 11:38 (UTC)
Subject: (no subject)
Allah yi7fdhek ya Mohammed. 7amdilla 3a'salama.
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セラ・カスタイン: Desert Warrior
User: [info]itsacountry
Date: 2004-10-03 11:47 (UTC)
Subject: :/
Keyword:Desert Warrior
This is a reality check. Thanks for posting. Sounds like one hell of a guy. Tell him thank you for stepping up and taking the risks involved in working against al-Sadr.
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Tyler J. Wagner (ابو پاسكال)
User: [info]giantlaser
Date: 2004-10-03 12:41 (UTC)
Subject: Re: :/
His kidnappers weren't Al-Mehdi (Sadr's militia). They were Sunni insurgents. Different football team entirely.
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User: [info]tlma0204114
Date: 2004-10-07 19:13 (UTC)
Subject: Re: :/
Sometimes, it's hard to explain the difference to people - or maybe it's just hard to help them understand the intrinsic differences (despite the surface similarities) between them.
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gr
User: [info]grumpy_sysadmin
Date: 2004-10-03 11:49 (UTC)
Subject: (no subject)
Has anyone taken Mohammed to a doctor yet to figure out with what these losers did inject him? Might be a good idea...
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Captain Awesome
User: [info]dingodonkey
Date: 2004-10-03 12:00 (UTC)
Subject: (no subject)
I'm glad to hear he escaped. My initial reaction was "that's awful, but did he really have to kill the driver?" Then I realised I'd have done it too if I had the chance, or at least would have wanted to. I'm glad that he had the wits about him to pull off such an escape, I'm sure it's not an easy thing by any stretch to do.

Does he know for sure what was injected? I'd be concerned about questionable injections from sketchy insurgents.
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Carl Johan
User: [info]starfighter
Date: 2004-10-03 12:01 (UTC)
Subject: (no subject)
shit, you tell the best stories.
and it seems you & your crew know what you're doing down there, which is more than can be said about most people, anywhere on earth. stay safe.
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Billy McDill the Artichoke Lover
User: [info]bumpthekoala
Date: 2004-10-03 13:33 (UTC)
Subject: (no subject)
wow. stay safe.

thinks the biggest mazgoof(sp?) is in order
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User: [info]tlma0204114
Date: 2004-10-07 19:15 (UTC)
Subject: (no subject)
or maybe a really good Beryani :-) along with a nice bottle of local wine from Mosul.
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User: (Anonymous)
Date: 2004-10-03 15:32 (UTC)
Subject: Come home now
My wife and I have a saying when we go out motoring in the Mojave desert by ourselves: "It's not really an adventure until something goes dramatically wrong."

As an early supporter of the invasion I now have to admit that it has gone dramatically wrong, for reasons too numerous to recount here. Your last missive is only the most recent in a string of exhibits that shows this to be the case.

You're a smart person, Tyler, and I have nothing but respect for the path you have taken, but you need to wise up and get the F out of there before you wake up one morning to find someone in a black mask feeding you your own nuts, or worse.

Warmest Regards, Always,

M2 & The Bunnee
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James Cheney
User: [info]slojae
Date: 2004-10-03 17:41 (UTC)
Subject: (no subject)
I'm glad to hear that things turned out being... well not alright, but not as bad as they could have been. Kinda makes you wonder if any of the other kidnapee's would have done more at oppurtune moments if they could have saved themselves.

What happens when the other kidnappers want some sort of revenge?
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Tyler J. Wagner (ابو پاسكال)
User: [info]giantlaser
Date: 2004-10-03 23:19 (UTC)
Subject: (no subject)
That's the beauty of this ending - they have nothing to trace back to us. No names, no ID's, absolutely no intelligence of any kind. Rank amateurs.
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User: [info]tongodeon
Date: 2004-10-04 01:02 (UTC)
Subject: (no subject)
Keyword:rumsfeld
If they *did* have something to trace back to you, exactly how bad would that be? I mean, they're onto you, but you're onto them. If I was them I'd find another target that isn't expecting those exact guys to show up.

Or is this one of those cases where now Mohammed has to pay blood money to the family of the guy whose head he disassembled?
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Tyler J. Wagner (ابو پاسكال)
User: [info]giantlaser
Date: 2004-10-04 01:14 (UTC)
Subject: (no subject)
Exactly. We're not too worried about the kidnappers showing up, although attracting attention is always a bad thing. We are worried about his family, who will certainly ask for blood money. And if we don't pay in such a case, we'll have to deal with retributive attacks.
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User: [info]tongodeon
Date: 2004-10-04 01:30 (UTC)
Subject: (no subject)
I assume that "D00d, this guy KIDNAPPED ME" isn't a valid response?

I understand the whole "no excuse for murder" angle, but it makes me wonder whether there's ANY wiggle room here.
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Valiss
User: [info]valiss
Date: 2004-10-04 21:44 (UTC)
Subject: (no subject)
They don't read blogs, do they?
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User: [info]tlma0204114
Date: 2004-10-07 19:18 (UTC)
Subject: (no subject)
You'd be surprised at the sophistication of some of the cells/groups. Many of them run their own websites, etc. But then you've also got a lot of ill-educated rabble and rifraf, too, joining in on the "fun and games".
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octal
User: [info]octal
Date: 2004-10-03 21:09 (UTC)
Subject: (no subject)
Damn....Mohammed never ceases to impress/amaze me.

I do recall driving back with him and another engineer and me and my pistol and nothing else from Anaconda once, which was really stupid, but somehow with Mohammed in the car, it seemed safer.

This is also a lot safer than paying ransom, since that would have revealed a lot of info about the situation the longer they had to look into it.
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User: [info]springinautumn
Date: 2004-10-04 08:15 (UTC)
Subject: (no subject)
So glad for a happy ending.... Glad for all of you!

Btw, I caught a tv spot on Iraq BLOGS and yours was mentioned. As well as another, I know of. :) Feels good to think, "Hahhh, I'm already there!" [grin]
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Tyler J. Wagner (ابو پاسكال)
User: [info]giantlaser
Date: 2004-10-04 09:19 (UTC)
Subject: (no subject)
Would you mind telling me more about this TV spot? I didn't know I had been mentioned on one.
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Valiss
User: [info]valiss
Date: 2004-10-04 21:40 (UTC)
Subject: (no subject)
Are you getting famous?!
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User: [info]springinautumn
Date: 2004-10-06 03:53 (UTC)
Subject: tv mention
Sorry to not remember many details, as I don't often surf tv. Think it was on Sat. Oct. 2. Early afternoon... A CNN spot, maybe. One of those... "Some Net 'expert' tells the 'Net ignorant' about stuff" pieces. A Wired magazine guy... maybe.
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Todd
User: [info]censorydep
Date: 2004-10-04 09:13 (UTC)
Subject: (no subject)
The thing that amazes me about the experiences you are having over there is that they radically change my perspective and force me to grow, and I am having them vicariously. I cannot possibly imagine the impact they are having on you, and on your world view. I am glad this story had a happy ending, and will be here for you (as much as I can be with this electronic medium as our interface) if there ever is a story without one. I beg you to continue being the smart man I know you to be, and continue evaluating when this becomes "too hot". The experiences you are having are more valuable than we can possibly imagine, but they aren't as valuable as the life of my friend Tyler.

May peace be with you, and may Allah shelter you.
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Marcus
User: [info]artitumis
Date: 2004-10-04 10:13 (UTC)
Subject: (no subject)
Wow. Very good that he made it out okay.

I followed a link here from [info]itsacountry. Your journal seems very interesting. Mind if I add you?
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Tyler J. Wagner (ابو پاسكال): blair witch
User: [info]giantlaser
Date: 2004-10-04 14:51 (UTC)
Subject: (no subject)
Keyword:blair witch
Not at all - it's an open blog. :)
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Marcus
User: [info]artitumis
Date: 2004-10-04 17:49 (UTC)
Subject: (no subject)
Wonderful! I have you added now. I look forward to reading more. I am US military and even knowing a lot of guys that have been to Iraq, you never hear about anything but Iraq being in poverty.
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it's a vain pursuit but it helps me to sleep
User: [info]rezendi
Date: 2004-10-05 05:43 (UTC)
Subject: (no subject)
whoa, he massively understated.
Mohammed sounds extraordinary.
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