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Tyler J. Wagner (ابو پاسكال)
Date: 2005-10-31 22:20
Subject: Molestache!
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Every few months, I shave off the goatee and let it regrow. I find this makes it easier to maintain, in that somehow it grows out neater than if I only trim it. Last week, I used this opportunity to play a practical joke on slownewsday.



Molestache!


The conversation went something like this:

Tyler: Surprise!
Jayme: [Trembles in horror] Oh my god!
Tyler: [Cackles]
Jayme: Ah, I can't look at it!
Tyler: It's OK, It's only temporary. I'll shave it off tomorrow.
Jayme: Tomorrow?!

I spared her the horror and shaved it that night.
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Akbar Fazil
User: akbar56
Date: 2005-10-31 19:25 (UTC)
Subject: (no subject)
lose the earings and you are a dead ringer for Fredo Corleone
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Nicolas Q. Wardington III
User: ultranurd
Date: 2005-10-31 23:08 (UTC)
Subject: (no subject)
Fredo has a wider face/rounder head, and he's balding, not shorn.
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Akbar Fazil
User: akbar56
Date: 2005-10-31 23:14 (UTC)
Subject: (no subject)
fine..a younger leaner fredo.

spoil sport
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Nicolas Q. Wardington III
User: ultranurd
Date: 2005-11-01 00:09 (UTC)
Subject: (no subject)
Sorry. I just watched the movie. And I'm a card-carrying member of the Nitpicker's Guild, so I couldn't help myself.
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Bloody Foxtongue: oh?
User: porphyre
Date: 2005-10-31 19:27 (UTC)
Subject: (no subject)
Keyword:oh?
Wow. Swash any buckles much?
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Μαχομαι
User: maxomai
Date: 2005-10-31 19:31 (UTC)
Subject: (no subject)
Dude, I totally saw that guy on America's Most Wanted.
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Happy For Jesus: bald
User: ozmaofoz
Date: 2005-10-31 19:40 (UTC)
Subject: (no subject)
Keyword:bald
Love it! You look like a young John Waters.
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Ladybeef
User: swinehund
Date: 2005-10-31 20:38 (UTC)
Subject: (no subject)
It reminds me of white ankle socks.
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E
User: sultansfavorite
Date: 2005-10-31 21:48 (UTC)
Subject: (no subject)
Just like every other Iraqi guy . . . ;-)
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ttmooney
User: ttmooney
Date: 2005-11-01 07:11 (UTC)
Subject: (no subject)
I definitely wouldn't buy a used car from you.
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Germ Tall: smirk
User: slownewsday
Date: 2005-11-01 08:00 (UTC)
Subject: (no subject)
Keyword:smirk
Ha! I just couldn't bring myself to sleep with the molestache. Nice name, by the way. :)
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Mike
User: dancingeek
Date: 2005-11-02 03:36 (UTC)
Subject: (no subject)
Ha! That is a total John Waters 'stache. Very perv-y =)
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